Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Thoughts on Desperate Housewives:
~ Let's start off with what's important: I hope Gabs dies. (I'm spoiled, but maybe hope is enough. Maybe?)
~ Poor Bree. She does everything for her son and he turns out to be such a little monster. Not to mention her mom was killed by a... drunk driver (was it?), too. If that story was true.
~ DirtyMike! And his preprinted hotel listings! Hee. But really, why why why would you keep your gun and all that cash in a kitchen cabinet?
~ I love Lynette, but she's gotta stop taking pills. Me no likey that.
~ Die, Gabs, DIE! Argh. I wanted to shake her and smack her and kick her and beat her when she was examining her nails in the hospital room. DIE, BITCH, DIE. It's not cute. There's nothing even a teeny weeny itty bitty endearing or sympathetic about her. Please, die already.
~ I love Carlos. Awwww. *hugs Carlos*
~ Paul is so shifty.
~ Susan counting all that money makes me twitch. Did she really need to undo all the rubber bands? They were in such neat little stacks, too. :( *twitch* But lmfao at Mike trying to hide the gun behind a can of soup. Umm, yeah.
~ This is bad. I actually liked John in this episode. So while my like of John starts to increase, my HATE OF GABRIELLE keeps sinking into danger zones. For the love of god, KILL HER! She's such a whiny bitch, and jealous of a 16 year old girl (SHEESH). HOW can the other women stand her? Hell, even Edie, especially after last week's ep, is more likable than Gabrielle.
~ Bree needs to bitchslap her son. I won't tell. Or... Andrew can die with Gabrielle. I'm okay with that, too.
~ Why didn't Susan just drop through the floor? It's just one story. What's a broken leg or two? And Mike would definitely help her recuperate, wouldn't he? But I must reiterate: he was hiding his cash and gun in the kitchen cabinet. How is that snooping? Are kitchen cabinets considered no-looky zones? He should be happy that Edie didn't find any of that stuff when she was cleaning up after their dinner party.
~ Yay! Nervous breakdown Lynette! Just finished watching a bunch of Sports Night eps over the holiday weekend, and there is nothing better than seeing FH snap and freak out. Am very happy to see her do it here, too. But the Mary Alice dream thing was hokey.
~ Oh man. Susan's pretty desperate. Is the date off? Ohgod. Don't do it, Susan! *cringes for her* Hmm. I wish I had that kind of cash lying around just for "emergencies."
~ DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE GABRIELLE DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
~ *sniffle* *hugs Lynette*
~ Paul is soooooooooooo shifty! And all kinds of creepy. He scary yo.
~ Awwww, Mike's all standing at the window and watching Susan. That's pretty stalkery. I approve. For shippy reasons, of course. *nods*
~ Dammit, Paul. Truth or fiction? I can't tell. Baby? Dana? But what's up with the spoilers? And baby? What? WHAT?
~ Squee, Mike! He doesn't want to lose her! Ask him, Susan! Who is he? What's he doing there? Why Why Why Why Who Who Who Wh---squeeee! Ok, nevermind. No questions. That's fine. So... did he go over to Susan's knowing he could get her to shut up by sexing her up? Sure, she's the one who pulled him in, but she'd already shown how desperate she was for the sex. Or was the sex just an unexpected bonus for going over there? He was sorta expecting sex on their road trip, right? But that doesn't necessarily mean he was planning on getting any when he went over to apologize. Which leads us to, was he serious about letting her ask away? And will she remember his offer after the sexing? Because even though I'm happy she's finally getting some, I want answers, dammit!
~ Mrs. Huber's death wasn't shocking, only because I'm a skank for spoilers. Thought it was interesting to cut back and forth between the two passionate acts of murder and thesex.
~ Love love love Lynette, but she really needs to stop having cheesey dreams.
~ "IN TWO WEEKS"!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(And Gabs still needs to die a horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible horrible death. Please. With a cherry on top. Thank you!)
|| posted by Pooh at 7:49 PM ... ||